Sunday, March 15, 2009

George Clooney's sweaty food: PETA to make it into Tofu!

Barry Artiste Op/Ed

Make me Barf, how about Robin Williams Back Hair, I am sure you could make dental floss out that tidbit.
PETA certainly are the Looneys of the Food chain.  What's next Oprahs Ass Sweat for Diet Shakes?

George Clooney's sweat is to be used to make tofu.

Animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) want to create the unusual vegetarian food by extracting George's salty perspiration from his used gym towel.

The organization wrote to the handsome actor asking for permission to create the product, saying: "The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu). Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don't try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn't know how to cook it.

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