Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Make Up Your F***ing Minds: Research Idiots!


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Barry Artiste Op/Ed

Okay, which is it?  Make up your Friggin Minds and Get your Collective shit together.
Researchers, the bane of us all, in which many feel are on this earth to SUCK Government Research Grants Dry, can never agree on anything.  Wine is good, reduces Cancer, then another Festering Boil of a Researcher comes our Wind Bad, Causes Cancer.  Something tells me we should do whatever the hell we want and screw they Schizo Wanks and their theories.  The only theory I have ever subscribed to is Ann Elk, whose theory, "Ahem" is a Brontasauraus is AHEM! long and skinny at one end, AHEM and fat in the middle...........AHEM! and long and skinny at the other end! That is her theory and that is True~!

The study found that low to moderate drinking was linked to an increase in cancer risk and may account for nearly 13 per cent of the cancers of the breast, liver, rectum, and upper digestive tract combined.

The findings are in the online issue of the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.

The researchers examined the effect of alcohol consumption on women's cancer risk using the Million Women Study, which included almost 1.3 million middle-aged women in the United Kingdom.

Those women in the study who drank consumed, on average, one drink per day - which the study authors considered typical in most high-income countries such as the U.K. and Canada.

They found the risk of any type of cancer increased with increasing alcohol consumption, as did the risk of some specific types of cancer, including breast cancer, liver cancer and rectal cancer. Women who also smoked had an increased risk of mouth and throat cancers.

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